Shitting a Brick
Shitting a Brick
Didn't have time to make my lunch for work yesterday ... So I stopped at McDonald's and got some McDoubles. I like to pull off the bottom bun and stick them together to make a Quadruple Cheeseburger.
But somebody in the kitchen must be new, or was trying to do me a favor... They gave me Triple Cheese.
Picture this:
Bun, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bun.
And they were all melted together, so I really couldn't do much about it.
I peeled off the bottom bun and slapped the two together. Two bun tops, Four slabs of meat and six slices of what they call cheese.
It went down hard.
Came out harder.
Mods,
Delete away ... Just testing the new thread news.
But somebody in the kitchen must be new, or was trying to do me a favor... They gave me Triple Cheese.
Picture this:
Bun, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bun.
And they were all melted together, so I really couldn't do much about it.
I peeled off the bottom bun and slapped the two together. Two bun tops, Four slabs of meat and six slices of what they call cheese.
It went down hard.
Came out harder.
Mods,
Delete away ... Just testing the new thread news.
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Xramfan
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First world problem.
After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a f[raiders_icon]cking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.
I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol
After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a f[raiders_icon]cking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.
I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol
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RenoRaiders75
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[quote=islandboy post_id=1268484]After I had my gall bladder removed, the immediate evacuations were nothing like I had ever seen or imagined?
Anyone else have that experience?[/quote]My wife has this issue too, she had hers removed and a stomach staple
Anyone else have that experience?[/quote]My wife has this issue too, she had hers removed and a stomach staple
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raider_kin
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[quote=Xramfan post_id=1268438]First world problem.
After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a f[raiders_icon]cking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.
I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol[/quote]Next time you are prescribed pain killers ask for a stool softener. Worked for me.
After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a f[raiders_icon]cking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.
I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol[/quote]Next time you are prescribed pain killers ask for a stool softener. Worked for me.
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Hawkeyes
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[quote=BigJerk post_id=1268435]Didn't have time to make my lunch for work yesterday ... So I stopped at McDonald's and got some McDoubles. I like to pull off the bottom bun and stick them together to make a Quadruple Cheeseburger.
But somebody in the kitchen must be new, or was trying to do me a favor... They gave me Triple Cheese.
Picture this:
Bun, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bun.
And they were all melted together, so I really couldn't do much about it.
I peeled off the bottom bun and slapped the two together. Two bun tops, Four slabs of meat and six slices of what they call cheese.
It went down hard.
Came out harder.
Mods,
Delete away ... Just testing the new thread news.[/quote]
But somebody in the kitchen must be new, or was trying to do me a favor... They gave me Triple Cheese.
Picture this:
Bun, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bun.
And they were all melted together, so I really couldn't do much about it.
I peeled off the bottom bun and slapped the two together. Two bun tops, Four slabs of meat and six slices of what they call cheese.
It went down hard.
Came out harder.
Mods,
Delete away ... Just testing the new thread news.[/quote]
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WNYRAIDER
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[quote=Xramfan post_id=1268438]First world problem.
After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a f[raiders_icon]cking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.
I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol[/quote]shop vac
...also,. had I known that the heading was really about this, I would have moved on.....
After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a f[raiders_icon]cking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.
I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol[/quote]shop vac
...also,. had I known that the heading was really about this, I would have moved on.....
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Toast
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[quote=islandboy post_id=1268484]After I had my gall bladder removed, the immediate evacuations were nothing like I had ever seen or imagined?
Anyone else have that experience?[/quote]Same here. Pretty much ended my Grand Slam Combo days at Denny's.
Anyone else have that experience?[/quote]Same here. Pretty much ended my Grand Slam Combo days at Denny's.
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Goodtimes333
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I was working out one day after playing basketball with a pretty gnarly calorie deficit. I had somewhere to be so quickly munched some chicken and had the bright idea to supplement it with a heavy dose of coconut oil. Its real calorie dense right, simple way to get fuel in you. Sheeeiit. I had a chaotic war in my innards on the road & couldn't trust a fart. Was married to the pot the next 12 hours. Too much oil turns slip & slide of the gut boys
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GUYDON
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In the Army sometimes we would eat MRE's for 90 days straight or longer.
When you finally had a movment they would be like concrete monuments .
The minute I would get back from the field, I would slam a 12 pack of Modelo to get things moving.
Now that I only drink like once a year, I eat dried apricots if I need to lossen things up a bit.
When you finally had a movment they would be like concrete monuments .
The minute I would get back from the field, I would slam a 12 pack of Modelo to get things moving.
Now that I only drink like once a year, I eat dried apricots if I need to lossen things up a bit.
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raider_kin
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[quote=Attyla post_id=1268592]you all are lightweights
https://scienceworld.scholastic.com/con ... -Thumb.jpg[/quote]Am I a juvenile delinquent for laughing at this pic repeatedly?
https://scienceworld.scholastic.com/con ... -Thumb.jpg[/quote]Am I a juvenile delinquent for laughing at this pic repeatedly?