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Shitting a Brick

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:37 pm
by BigJerk
Didn't have time to make my lunch for work yesterday ... So I stopped at McDonald's and got some McDoubles. I like to pull off the bottom bun and stick them together to make a Quadruple Cheeseburger.
But somebody in the kitchen must be new, or was trying to do me a favor... They gave me Triple Cheese.
Picture this:
Bun, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bun.
And they were all melted together, so I really couldn't do much about it.
I peeled off the bottom bun and slapped the two together. Two bun tops, Four slabs of meat and six slices of what they call cheese.
It went down hard.
Came out harder.

Mods,
Delete away ... Just testing the new thread news.

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 11:44 am
by Viper
Oaktown Superman wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 2:51 pm Looks like whales love Taco Tuesday, too!!
Titties Tuesday is a close second

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:00 pm
by Xramfan
Cruisin with Tooz wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 11:20 am Ask your Dr for a pamora next time!!
Hopefully I’ve had my last neck dissection but I shall remember your advice.

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:13 pm
by Attyla
Xramfan wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 12:00 pm Hopefully I’ve had my last neck dissection but I shall remember your advice.
pill mills sold Opioids along side a Benzo and a stool softener for years before they were shut down. Now, the burger as described above? That is just a ton of calories and a ton of sodium paired up with a ton of fat and other artery hardening stuff.

I personally don't care if someone is trying to kill themselves but the description above? Oh hell no.

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 1:48 pm
by WNYRAIDER
UC__ wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 1:28 pm When I was young and hungover, I went to work the next day. I had to go, needed a toilet cover, and trusted the output would break through the paper. I produced rabbit turds which rested on top of the paper. When I stood up, the paper stuck to my leg and chucked the rabbit turds onto the floor. I had a dilemma, pick it up or leave it. Such as youth, I left it behind . When I returned to pee an hour later, there was a poo shoe print going out the stall.

...this just reminded me of the first time I read 'The Road Not Taken', by Robert Frost.

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 1:49 pm
by WNYRAIDER
nmonte374 wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 8:57 pm Two words Chia Seeds…. Just make sure to rehydrate them in water
...I would have bet you were going with 'shop vac'......

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2026 5:10 pm
by Cruisin with Tooz
WNYRAIDER wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 1:48 pm ...this just reminded me of the first time I read 'The Road Not Taken', by Robert Frost.
Either that or Harry Chapin's, "Cat's in the Cradle".

Re: Shitting a Brick

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2026 8:35 am
by WNYRAIDER
Cruisin with Tooz wrote: Fri Jan 02, 2026 5:10 pm Either that or Harry Chapin's, "Cat's in the Cradle".
...a bone crusher, as my old friend Rico suave used to call them.....