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Shitting a Brick

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Didn't have time to make my lunch for work yesterday ... So I stopped at McDonald's and got some McDoubles. I like to pull off the bottom bun and stick them together to make a Quadruple Cheeseburger.
But somebody in the kitchen must be new, or was trying to do me a favor... They gave me Triple Cheese.
Picture this:
Bun, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bun.
And they were all melted together, so I really couldn't do much about it.
I peeled off the bottom bun and slapped the two together. Two bun tops, Four slabs of meat and six slices of what they call cheese.
It went down hard.
Came out harder.

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Delete away ... Just testing the new thread news.
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Well, this now is a fitting thread because that's what it seems the Raiders seem to keep doing.
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[quote=Sold My Soul post_id=1269276]https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkP ... /giphy.gif[/quote]That is some funny shit.
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this shitty thread is at least more entertaining than the shitty gm/hc searching thread.
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Have not had a movement in almost 48 hrs.

Let’s just say today is a good day!!! Wooo Eeee!!! It was bigger than a brick.

Also looking forward to PC and the Spyman doing work!!!!

Let’s keep this Raider related people.
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[quote=Attyla post_id=1268592]you all are lightweights
https://scienceworld.scholastic.com/con ... -Thumb.jpg[/quote]Looks like whales love Taco Tuesday, too!!
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[quote=islandboy post_id=1271371]

Let’s keep this Raider related people.[/quote]Shit is about as Raiders related as
You can get
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[quote=raider_kin post_id=1268503]Next time you are prescribed pain killers ask for a stool softener. Worked for me.[/quote]https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/w ... herapy.jpg

Thanks for sharing that very personal story.
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I was eating when I opened this thread. Shitty bastards!!
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[quote=Sold My Soul post_id=1271663]https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/w ... herapy.jpg

Thanks for sharing that very personal story.[/quote]I'm a giver.
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This thread :rofl:
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Beardmeetsfood says hold my beer.
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Rainman56 wrote: Tue Dec 30, 2025 2:51 pm This thread :rofl:
ok, usually your bumps border on childish. This bump is childish but actually funny as hell
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Xramfan wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 11:32 pm First world problem.

After major surgery several years back I was on the oxy and other narcs for pain. I quit cold turkey after almost two weeks of not being able to take a fcking shit. I’ve never been in so much pain. Took about 48 hours after stopping meds when I finally was able to blow out. It was orgasmic.

I was doing the moonwalk dance in the bathroom that day lol
Ask your Dr for a pamora next time!!
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